"the huffington post" telling us the league cannot in good conscience allow him to eat bacon during a pork shortage because he can eat 20 pounds in 10 minutes. >> bill: this is great. they're getting some ethical standard? for stuffing food in your mouth at a food contest like that? come on. >> what was that poundage? >> 20 pounds in 10 minutes is what they predict joey chestnut can eat in bacon. >> you eat 20 pounds of bacon in a lifetime and it is not good. >> bill: gross gross. major, before we get back into politics -- >> there is one other headline. >> bill: oh. yes. >> i got an e-mail this morning from the obama for president campaign. and it informed me that in this country, in our great land, there are 3,662 people named major who are registered to vote. >> i got that same e-mail. >> yes. >> what is that all about? >> i have no idea but i did not know -- for most of my life, young and old i thought i was kind of a solitary -- a dude named major. not many of us. not only 3,362 people named major and they're all registered to vote. [ laughter ] >> bill: think of the majors who a